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by ghostNote
Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:38 pm
Forum: General "Hang-Out" Place
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 85
Views: 57744

Re: Joke of the Day

Q: What's the difference between a brain surgeon and an Act of God?

Q: Why'd the flautist miss his shot to be on the Newly Wed Show?

Q: How many brain surgeons did it take to screw a lightbulb into the flautist's head?
by ghostNote
Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:41 am
Forum: General "Hang-Out" Place
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 85
Views: 57744

Re: Joke of the Day

Choose the answer which best completes the comparison.


1. Flautist is to punchline
as waiting to happen is to:

a. The next Ice Age.

b. A Balanced Budget.

c. His Sexlife.