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What about in a pinch? Will Reynolds's/Seran clingwrap work?

Ideally, ought a slave key rest at an open position higher, equal or lower than its master counterpart(s)?
Thanx!

Re-skinning my pads with these latex jimmies just isn't happening; anybody help a brother out and tell me where I can find some sheepskins?

Q: Why did Santa put a lump of coal in the flautist's stocking? A: Because after taking all that trouble and bother coming down the chimney, he saw that, in the spot where the tree ought stand, stood a flute decorated in Christmas lights, having no other explanation save a note which read: Caution, ...

Q: How do you stymie a sax player who wants to learn to double on the flute? A: Woodwinds, woodwinds, woodwinds, they're all one big happy family! Now, the bottom line is this: they all got to have some kind of reed first before you're going to get any kind of sound to come out, right? So, first thi...

The only good transverse flautist is a transversed transverse-flautist.

Q: Why'd the transverse flautist cross the road?
A: Because.. he was... trying to stay on the... SAME SIDE?! Hey, who's writing this stuff anyhow?!

Q: Good fat, bad fat, what's the diff?
A: Well, if you live next door to a flautist, giving somebody a fat lip probably sounds pretty good right about now!

A brain surgeon and a priest are sitting together at a bar when a flautist walks in, the brain surgeon turns to the priest and says, 'Father, hollow be his skull!'

Q: Why did the flautist stubbornly refuse to borrow his brother's surveying equipment, but obstinately choose to head into town and buy some for himself rather?
A: Because someone once told him that a flautist seeks his own level!

A: Finally after much arguing, haranguing, heated debate, confusion, and several hours of uncertain turmoil which followed afterward, it ever so eventually begun to dawn upon him that it wasn't possible to have a tattoo put onto a piece of metal!

Q: How can you spot the new nightclub the flautist is trying to open in your neighborhood?
A: It'll be the one that opens at 8:00 AM.

A: Your guess is as good as mine; it's going to take an Act of God to get through, trying to get across to that guy!

Q: How can you tell apart the Tinman from a flautist?
A: The Tinman will be fully aware he hasn't any donation to offer Science.

Q: Why'd the flautist get the Pythagorean Theorem inscribed on his instrument?

Q: Why was the flautist seen weeping standing outside of General Electric?

Q: How did the flautist get all the brain surgeons laughing?
A: Went ahead and told them he'd like to make a donation to Science.