Q: What's the difference between a brain surgeon and an Act of God?
Q: Why'd the flautist miss his shot to be on the Newly Wed Show?
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- Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:38 pm
- Forum: General "Hang-Out" Place
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 85
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- Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:41 am
- Forum: General "Hang-Out" Place
- Topic: Joke of the Day
- Replies: 85
- Views: 118488
Re: Joke of the Day
Choose the answer which best completes the comparison.
1. Flautist is to punchline
as waiting to happen is to:
a. The next Ice Age.
b. A Balanced Budget.
c. His Sexlife.
1. Flautist is to punchline
as waiting to happen is to:
a. The next Ice Age.
b. A Balanced Budget.
c. His Sexlife.